The Office (TV Series)
New Girl (2001)
Sally Bretton: Donna
Quotes
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[Donna & Ricky's relationship has been exposed]
Donna : So now you know.
David Brent : Yep. Brilliant.
Donna : What? You got a problem with Ricky?
David Brent : No, no, sleep with everyone in the office. He's not even a permanent member of staff. I'd have preferred it if you'd slept with Gareth.
Donna : It wouldn't happen.
David Brent : Oh Why? 'Cos he didn't go to university?
Donna : No, 'Cos he's a little weasel-faced arse.
David Brent : Yeah, you could do worse then Gareth. He hasn't missed one day in this office due to ill health. And don't call my second-in-command an arse-faced weasel, please?
Donna : A weasel-faced arse.
David Brent : Same thing.
Donna : Well no it's not. Gareth would you rather have a face like an arse or a face like a weasel?
Gareth : A weasel probably.
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David Brent : And don't call my second in command an ass-faced-weasel.
Donna : A weasel faced ass.
David Brent : Same thing.
Donna : Well know it's not, would you rather have a face like an ass or a face like a weasel?
Gareth Keenan : [thinks about it] A weasel probably.