- Chau Presley: I'm just upset about Bickford. You know, "The Education of Max Bickford." The best show ever! It's canceled, you know.
- Euan Pierce: Oh well, that's TV, isn't it? I mean, they cancel shows that everybody loves, and then shows that nobody sees, they leave on.
- [Awkward silence]
- Mike Platt: We should talk about something else, dude!
- Mike Platt: Why are you limping?
- Euan Pierce: Well uh, Kendall paid particular attention to an area of my body that I don't normally consider in the field of play.
- Chau Presley: Oooh, Chau loves that!
- Mike Platt: Not me. That area's for employees only, and I'm the only one working there.
- Euan Pierce: It's not like she's the first woman to tickle me Elmo, but it's just it went well beyond. You know, I might be gay now.