- Medea: It's classic, Jay. It's textbook treason. I grew up in The Tower, remember? I know what conspiracy smells like, and this just reeks.
- Jay Ziegler: You're kidding. She really dumped him?
- Keith: I was there. What's the matter?
- Jay Ziegler: I just left a message on her answering machine. I told her I don't want to see her again.
- Keith: Huh. That probably wasn't a really swift thing to do.
- Jay Ziegler: But if she already broke up with him, then how come they're still seeing each other?
- Keith: 'Cause breakin' up can be kinda... complicated. I mean, y'don't just say 'so long', and that's it. Jeez, you miss out on a lot of things when you're in a coma, dontcha?