- [Macro broadcasts a television recruitment video]
- Macro: The Tower needs a Tester, how 'bout you?
- Cheerleaders: You!
- Macro: Help the Tower, the Tower'll help you.
- Cheerleaders: You!
- Macro: No wimps, no wusses, no weiners need apply. If warm milk gives you the willies, stand aside. If you wanna walk through the wall, be a Tester. Be a hero.
- Cheerleaders: The Tester is the bester. The Tester is the bester.