The O.C. (TV Series)
The Perfect Storm (2005)
Adam Brody: Seth Cohen
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Quotes
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Seth Cohen : If Taylor's going to fall for your plan, we need to speak in a language she'll understand.
Summer Roberts : Are you trying to say that you believe me?
Seth Cohen : No, not exactly, but there's just no other options. Do you have her cellphone number?
Summer Roberts : What? We're not going to call her. She's not a moron, just evil.
Seth Cohen : We're not going to call her, my little dim sum, we're going to text her. Or should I say, Dean Hess is.
[hands her a sidekick]
Summer Roberts : You got the bedazzled one? Pink, too? Wait, we can't text her an apology. We're texting her an apology?
Seth Cohen : Nope, an invitation. I got a room at the Mermaid Motel.
Summer Roberts : You mean the place where Ryan may or may not have conceived Theresa's baby and where Marissa's mom and Luke got it on?
Seth Cohen : Newport's very own den of sin.
Summer Roberts : Ew. But I like it.
Seth Cohen : We can even, I mean, if we have some free time ...
[Summer looks disgusted]
Seth Cohen : Whatever.
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Summer Roberts : Will you quit peeping out the window, Cohen?
Seth Cohen : [still looking through window] You don't peep out of windows. You peep into them.
Summer Roberts : You'd know.
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Seth Cohen : [about Ryan, who is quitting school] He got a job on a fishing boat. He leaves tomorrow night.
Summer Roberts : Wait, what? Are you serious? Your dad's, like, letting him go?
Seth Cohen : He's pulling the old Sandy Cohen Jedi mind-meld on him. Trying to break his will by agreeing with him.
Summer Roberts : Oh, like he did with you? Which you fell for because you were both spineless and weak.
Seth Cohen : Yes, exactly. But this is Ryan we're talking about.