Northern Exposure (TV Series)

Brains, Know-How and Native Intelligence (1990)

Rob Morrow: Dr. Joel Fleischman

Quotes 

• Ed Chigliak : He is a doctor.

  Dr. Joel Fleischman : Oh really? Which kind?

  Ed Chigliak : Witch.

  Dr. Joel Fleischman : Which which?

  Ed Chigliak : Which what?

  Dr. Joel Fleischman : Which doctor?

  Ed Chigliak : Right.

• Ruth-Anne : If you are looking for the Whitman, it's on back order for the next three months.

  Dr. Joel Fleischman : You're kidding.

  Ruth-Anne : Nothing like an interesting sex life to get people reading again.

• Ed Chigliak : You look tired.

  Dr. Joel Fleischman : Well, I was up all night trying to think like a shower.

  Ed Chigliak : Maybe you should start with something easier like a sink or a fawcett.