- Norm Henderson: Billy and I were, ah, just, ah, discussing education and what, what studies he might pursue.
- Billy: Correct, Norman. And as with all tough questions I might ask myself just what the Hell would Jesus do?
- Max Denby: No, Edwin, I won't buy you a cadaver!
- [walking away from the goth kid he took in]
- Laurie Freeman: Mr. Denby, you look tired.
- Max Denby: Oh course I'm tired; if you'd been up all night holding a rifle, you'd be tired, too!
- Laurie Freeman: What happened?
- Max Denby: Well, Edwin gave me one of his stories to read.
- Laurie Freeman: Well, that's a break through, sir - that's a symbol of trust.
- Max Denby: [looking at the papers Edwin gave him] The story is called "The Horrible Tortue and Underground Death of Mr. Denby".
- Laurie Freeman: Oh, well. No, no, you see Mr. Denby, that, that's creative writing. Young boys that age have a very active fantasy life.
- Max Denby: Yeah, well, here's a little bit of youthful whimsy
- [flipping a page]
- Max Denby: Chapter one: I know you're reading this and I'm planning to kill you!