Norm (TV Series)
Norm vs. Halloween (2000)
Norm MacDonald: Norm Henderson
Quotes
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Laurie Freeman : Look, do me a favor, would you? Come on.
[dragging Norm by an arm]
Laurie Freeman : See the nurse sitting over there? Is that a guy or a girl?
Norm Henderson : Well, ah, Luarie, I think at this point in your love life that's a minor consideration.
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Norm Henderson : Firemen. I can't believe you're attracted to firemen, what a cliche.
Shelly Kilmartin : You mean a cliche like men are attracted to big-breasted women?
Norm Henderson : Hey! That's completely different! We don't care what they do for a living.
Shelly Kilmartin : [after putting on lip gloss to go see some firemen giving a safety demonstration] so, how do I look?
Norm Henderson : You're asking me how you look so you can go flirt with other men? You've hurt me, Shelly. You've hurt me in a way only sex can heal.