- Kevin Fitzgerald: Norm, you're a human being - a real person; of course I can buy you. Now, to help you get over Jen, I've made a date for you, with the Playboy triplets.
- [holding a yellow piece of paper]
- Kevin Fitzgerald: Here's their phone number. Now you're gonna have to dial those numbers on an actual phone.
- [with sarcasm]
- Kevin Fitzgerald: You know, you just can't talk into the piece of paper.
- Norm Henderson: You must think I'm pretty spinless.
- [tearing the piece of paper up into multiples parts]
- Norm Henderson: That I would even consider such a low and vulgar offer such as this, can you hand me that Scotch tape?
- [taking the tape from Kevin and turning to walk away]
- Norm Henderson: You're some piece of work, buddy, I'll tell you that.