- Sean McNamara: Check out this bombshell. We're getting ready this morning, and Julia tells me she wants her breasts done.
- Christian Troy: If you're thinking conflict of interest, I'd like to volunteer my services.
- Sean McNamara: Still have a crush on the missus, do we?
- Christian Troy: Let the records show that I dated her first and passed off my sloppy seconds to you.
- Christian Troy: You wanna talk about the real reason you breezed into town? And do me a favour, Mr. Perez, when you answer, drop the 'no hablo English' bullshit. It doesn't add to my confusion about your predicament, it only highlights your own. I'm a doctor; what you tell me during consultation is confidential.
- Silvio Pérez: I prefer to let my money talk.
- [puts a large briefcase on the table]
- Christian Troy: Nice alligator.
- Silvio Pérez: Twenty thousand dollars, according to your website. That's your fee.
- Christian Troy: Funny, isn't it? How certain things from Colombia have that pungent aroma that can stink up a room. Coffee, for instance, and of course there's the cartel money.
- Silvio Pérez: I'm not Colombian. My brother and I, we are Argentinean.
- Christian Troy: Mr. Perez, if you were Argentinean, I wouldn't have to recommend porcelain veneers. It's the only South American country with fluoride in the water. One last time, why are you running?
- Silvio Pérez: I was with the boss' girl.
- Christian Troy: Mr. Perez, you cad.
- Christian Troy: [Leaving a grocery store after buying a lot of hams] Would you like to tell me why we just bought 12 goddamned hams?
- Sean McNamara: Because alligators are finicky eaters.
- Christian Troy: [Leaving a grocery store after buying a lot of hams] Would you mind telling me why we just bought 12 goddamned hams?
- Sean McNamara: Because alligators are finicky eaters.
- Christian Troy: Can I buy you a drink?
- Kimber Henry: I don't drink.
- Christian Troy: Can I buy you an appetizer?
- Kimber Henry: I don't eat. I'm a model.
- [Christian gives up and is ready to leave]
- Bartender: Another one before you hit the road?
- Christian Troy: No thanks, I have to operate tomorrow.
- Kimber Henry: Are you a doctor?
- Christian Troy: [flashes smile] Plastic surgeon.