Nightmare Cafe (TV Series)

Aliens Ate My Lunch (1992)

Lindsay Frost: Fay Peronivic

Quotes 

• [Fay is treating Frank's bullet wound] 

  Fay Peronivic : Another couple inches to the left and...

  Frank Nolan : What am I going to do, die? We're dead already, right?

  Fay Peronivic : Oh, but dead people don't bleed. Dead people don't go "ouch".

  [Fay suddenly tightens the bandage on Frank's shoulder wound] 

  Frank Nolan : OUCH!

• [Fay, Frank and Blackie are facing a firing squad consisting of the county sheriff and farmers] 

  Frank Nolan : Blackie, I've got to ask. If they shoot you, do you die?

  Blackie : Got me. I've never been shot before.

  Fay Peronivic : Now why does that surprise me.

  Blackie : Last time they tried to execute me, crossbows were all the rage.

  [Fay stares at Blackie in astonishment] 

  Blackie : Hey, those things pack a wallop!

• [the café's door swings open and the missing cows stroll through] 

  Blackie : Heifers from hell?

  Fay Peronivic : Cows from Mars driving their spaceship on their restless search for greener pastures.

  Frank Nolan : No way they were driving the spaceship. They got hooves - how could they work the pedals?