- Christine Sullivan: [Holding flyers that depict Dad naked] Dan these are going like hot-cakes.
- Dan Fielding: Well, it's not everyday you get to see Dan Fielding nude.
- [Looking her up and down with a smile]
- Dan Fielding: Unless you ask.
- [Christine accidentally showed her publisher illustrations that were meant for Dan Fielding]
- John Taylor: Please don't go, Mummy. It's been years since I've had a proper caning!