Night Court (TV Series)

The Gypsy (1985)

John Larroquette: Dan Fielding

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Quotes 

• Mac Robinson : [Mac is at his desk in the courtroom, when in comes Dan--Audited Man Walking]  Dan! You okay?

  Mac Robinson : [Dan's head sinks into his folded arms]  Dan! Dan, I can't talk to hair.

  Mac Robinson : [Without raising his head, Dan holds up a slip of paper. Mac takes it]  A receipt from the IRS?

  [reads] 

  Mac Robinson : "Seventy-four thousand, eight hundred and sixty one dollars, paid in full. Thanks for stopping by!" They took it all? Well, what did they disallow?

  Mac Robinson : [Dan waves his arm back and forth]  Everything? Even contributions to charities?

  Mac Robinson : [Dan raises his head out of his arms and just Looks at Mac]  Yeah, right. What was I thinking? You mean to tell me you're broke? Wiped out? Flat busted? Bereft of funds?

  [Mac's features split into a you-know-what-eating grin] 

  Mac Robinson : Oh, Dan, I am so sorry! If there is anything I can do...

  Mac Robinson : [Dan holds out his hand, making various hands signs for 'money']  Oh, no, Dan, I make it a policy never to loan money to a friend.

  Dan Fielding : [Mac starts to walk away. Dan stands up and stares at him]  I hate you! You are scum! We were never friends!

  Mac Robinson : [grinning]  Nice try, amigo!