- Christine Sullivan: If I was in a strange town alone, I would want someone to show me a good time.
- Dan Fielding: I'll meet you in Poughkeepsie in two hours.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: [Sadly] Bull, take him to holding.
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: [looking at Mr. Billachi dressed as Santa] Gee, I just don't feel right taking Santa to jail.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Well, at least he'll be in good company. We already locked up two christmas elves and flasher in a pair tree.
- Dan Fielding: [sung to God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman] God rest ye merry divorcees and widows far and wide; Your Christmas luck is going to change cause Danny's by your side. We'll kiss and
- [He stops because he hears a noise in the empty courtroom]
- Dan Fielding: .