- Dan Fielding: [Rubbing his eyes and shaking his head] No, I am just saying that I don't have to cry to feel the loss. Because my life is going to be a little different everyday and if you don't think that means anything to me then you're sadly mistaken.
- Mr. Olmeyer: [Looking at the $100,000 check] This is Fantastic! Where can I find Mr. Sanders?
- Dan Fielding: [Displaying shock and sadness] He has a spot out in front of Carnegie Hall.
- Dan Fielding: [In disbelief over hearing that Phil has money, Dan states] Believe me the only asset he has left is his lice farm.
- Dan Fielding: SPOILER: They were hoisting a baby grand up to the second floor just as Phil was walking under. The rope snapped and boom! The key was Sharp, Phil was Flat.