- Mac Robinson: [Bull Walks in holding his special glasses that have been ruined] Bull, What happened?
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Well, I was wearing my special glasses and I walked into a bus.
- Mac Robinson: How are you?
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Fine.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: How's the bus?
- Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon: Totaled.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: [Discussing Dan's new girlfriend] Wow, She's Nice.
- Christine Sullivan: She's Smart!
- Lisette Hocheiser: [Giggling] She's Sweet.
- Mac Robinson: [Shaking his head] She is NOT his type.
- Dan Fielding: Roz, how do I look? I have a date with an angel.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: [Looking him over] And she has a date with the Devil.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: The Most Amazing thing has happened. You're never going to believe this.
- Rosalind 'Roz' Russell: Probably Not, But you're going to tell us anyway.
- Judge Harry T. Stone: I'm out on a date last night and who do I run into but Doug Williams, of Williams, Ketcum and Stern. He says his firm Really likes my style and he's prepared to offer me a Full Partnership! Is that not the most Amazing thing you've ever heard?
- Mac Robinson: [Stunned] I Can't Believe It... You had a Date!
- Judge Harry T. Stone: Mac,
- [He starts putting his feet up on his desk]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: I don't know what I've been doing right lately. But in the last three days, I have been offered
- [beginning to count them off on his hand]
- Judge Harry T. Stone: ; a professorship at Columbia, a Partnership at one of the most Powerful law firms in the country, a Seat on the Superior Court and Two Dates!