Night Court (TV Series)

Mental Giant (1989)

Jane Dulo: Ursula Schmiendorf

Quotes 

• Judge Harry T. Stone : [Speaking of Bull's replacement for two weeks]  Her name is Ursula something.

  Dan Fielding : Ursula? We're getting a bailiff named Ursula?

  Judge Harry T. Stone : That's what they tell me.

  Dan Fielding : Yee. I picture high Scandinavian cheek bones... Stern, yet yielding blue eyes, a mane of blond hair. Kinda girl you wanna get naked with and roll around in front of a fire place.

  Ursula Schmiendorf : [Old, short woman walks into Harry's office]  Judge Stone, I'm Ursula.

  Dan Fielding : [Notices Ursula, jumps. and screams]  Aaaah!

  Ursula Schmiendorf : What's with him?

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Reality cramps.

  Ursula Schmiendorf : Tell me about it.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : So, uh, you're Ursula...

  Ursula Schmiendorf : Schmiendorf.

  Judge Harry T. Stone : Schmiendorf. That's German, isn't it?

  Dan Fielding : Yeah, it means bad sausage.