Night Court (TV Series)
Hurricane: Part 2 (1986)
Florence Halop: Florence Kleiner
Quotes
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[while Bull is delivering Stanley's baby]
Bull Shannon : Flo, quick! I need something to wrap him in!
Florence Kleiner : Here, use this.
Stanley : The New York Times?
Florence Kleiner : The book says a clean newspaper is very sanitary.
Stanley : Well... okay, but use the sports section.
Florence Kleiner : You already bought him a mitt, didn't you?
[Stanley sheepishly looks at a thimble-sized baseball mitt on the end of his finger]
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Bull Shannon : [delivering a baby] Look at the grin on that kid's face!
Florence Kleiner : Bull... That ain't his face. And that ain't no grin.
Stanley's Wife : It's a breech baby?
Stanley : [shrieking] A breech baby?
Florence Kleiner : Stay on your feet, Stanley, or I'll knock you cold!
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Florence Kleiner : Your Honor, I found a medical book. There's a chapter on emergency childbirth.
Harry Stone : That's great! Make four copies of that and get them to everybody.
Florence Kleiner : [turns away] I'll get right on it.
Harry Stone : Flo!
Florence Kleiner : What?
Harry Stone : What's the first thing it says to do?
Florence Kleiner : [reads] Uh, "keep the mother from panicking."
[while his wife is in labor on the courtroom floor, Stanley lets out a howl of sheer panic, then his eyes roll up and he faints dead away beside her]
Florence Kleiner : God, let's hope they're all that considerate.
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Benet Collins : Hi, everybody. I'd like for all of you to say hello to my new son, Reinhold.
Florence Kleiner : [with everyone puzzled] Reinhold?
Benet Collins : Uh-huh.
Florence Kleiner : Reinhold?
Benet Collins : Uh, were we interrupting something?
Harry Stone : No, not at all. I was about to toast to your children. May they live long and prosper.
All : [raising their glasses of Cherry Kool-Aid] Cheers.
Harry Stone : Ah, and now, if you will excuse me...
Harry Stone : [stepping out into the hallway] Reinhold?
[grimacing in disbelief]