Night Court (TV Series)
Hurricane: Part 2 (1986)
John Scott Clough: Officer Tommy Connors
Quotes
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Benet Collins : [exhausted] Dan, I can't do this!
Dan Fielding : You can!
Benet Collins : I can't!
Dan Fielding : [thinks a moment] Think about... Hugh Hefner.
Benet Collins : [growls]
Officer Tommy : It's coming!
Dan Fielding : Lying there in his silk pajamas, with dozens of big-breasted women catering to his every whim...
Benet Collins : [growls louder]
Officer Tommy : I can see a piece of shoulder!
Dan Fielding : Oh, is that...? Oh, look who's coming through the door, it's Bobby Riggs!
Benet Collins : [screams in rage]
Officer Tommy : It's out!
Dan Fielding : *Yes*!
[Benet collapses in exhaustion and relief]
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Benet Collins : [wanting to know the sex of the baby] What is it?
Officer Tommy : [innocently states the obvious] It's a baby. And it's naked.
Dan Fielding : It's a boy.
[takes another look]
Dan Fielding : He's got a promising future.
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Dan Fielding : Tommy. get me some surgical gloves.
Officer Tommy : From where?
Dan Fielding : My briefcase, top pocket.
[Smiles at Benet Collins]
Dan Fielding : Great, now I can deduct them.