Night Court (TV Series)

Harry on Trial (1984)

Ellen Foley: Billie Young

Quotes 

• Billie Young : [Billie rushes in to Harry's office and addresses Landis]  Your honor. I don't think its fair that I didn't get to present these facts at the hearing, I have done lots of research and have found presendence after presendence in support of Judge Stone's case. These accusations of impropriaty are totally unfounded and I demand that these charges be dropped immediately.

  Judge Martin A. Landis : Agreed!

  [Bangs Harry's oversized gavel] 

  Billie Young : Oh, good... Was it the evidence or the way I presented it.

  Judge Martin A. Landis : Come on, I'll explain it over a couple of Piña Coladas.

  [Billie hesitates] 

  Judge Martin A. Landis : Oh don't worry, I'm a judge not a dirty old man.

  [Billie shrugs and leaves] 

  Judge Martin A. Landis : I lied, I'm both.