Night Court (TV Series)
Harry on Trial (1984)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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Bull Shannon : [Bull steps down after giving his testimony. To Harry] I tried to look menacing.
Harry Stone : [Proudly] A little more work and I think you'll have it.
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Judge Martin A. Landis : You a Shriner, Stone?
Harry Stone : No, I picked that up at the Goodwill in the Village.
Judge Martin A. Landis : That's where I got my Captain Video helmet!
Harry Stone : You got a Captain Video helmet?
Judge Martin A. Landis : You didn't invent whimsy, you know. I'm not senile, Stone, I've been like this for fifty years. So even if I do become senile, people will never know. Come to think of it, I won't know either, will I?
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Harry Stone : Listen, Judge Landis...
Judge Martin A. Landis : Shut up, I'm old, I can talk as long as I want.
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Judge Martin A. Landis : Miss Bouvier, please have a seat.
Harry Stone : NO!
Judge Martin A. Landis : Did he say "no"?
Harry Stone : [to Willard] You have no right to pry into my private life or hers.
[to Landis]
Harry Stone : None of this has anything to do with my competency on the bench.
Judge Martin A. Landis : I think we should let a court decide that, Judge Stone.
Judge Robert Willard : Ah, you ARE the court sir.
Judge Martin A. Landis : Hey, that's convenient, isn't it.
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Judge Martin A. Landis : Judge Stone, will you be represented by counsel?
Judge Harry T. Stone : I will be representing myself, Your Honor.
Judge Martin A. Landis : "He who represents himself has a fool for a client." Who said that?
Judge Robert Willard : Oliver Wendell Holmes.
Judge Martin A. Landis : Who cares?
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Harry Stone : Carla, I already quit, you can't tell them anything.
Carla B. : You're not a judge now, you can't tell me what to do anymore.
Judge Martin A. Landis : She's got you by the statutes there, Stone!
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Judge Martin A. Landis : Do you understand the charges brought against you and the jeopardy involved?
Judge Harry T. Stone : Yes sir, I do.
Judge Martin A. Landis : Well you're one up on me.
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Judge Martin A. Landis : [after Dan's Testamoney] Does the Defense have any questions?
Harry Stone : Not if I want to retain my citizenship.