Night Court (TV Series)
Giving Thanks (1986)
Harry Anderson: Judge Harry T. Stone
Quotes
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Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : All right, so you're not getting any. Big deal. WHAT ABOUT US GUYS WHO ARE? You jump off this thing, plunge down there, splatter all over the side walk... she
[pointing to Christine]
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : is going to be very upset... and I'm going to end up playing with the TV remote all night.
Mr. Freedman : I didn't mean to ruin your evening, it's just, it's just that...
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : [Mocking the jumper] It's just tha... It's just tha... It's just... Guess what? You can't make up your mind about anything, can you? Well listen, if you're going to stay, stay, if you're going to jump, JUMP.
Mr. Freedman : Bye.
[Starts to fall backwards. Dan reaches out, grabs him and pulls him inside]
Mr. Freedman : Let go of me.
Judge Harry T. Stone : Hey! Hey! This man just saved your life... and now, you got to sleep with him.
Mr. Freedman : What?
Cop : All right, spineless, let's go...
Mr. Freedman : Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... I'm in the book.
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Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : [Entering the hotel room] Hello! What's going on?
Rosalind 'Roz' Russell : The man on the ledge has never had sex.
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson : OH my dear LORD!
Judge Harry T. Stone : Harold, if you didn't go around telling people, nobody would know.
Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : [Entering room for the first time] Evening. What's with the virgin in the window?
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Judge Harry T. Stone : Listen, Dan is just using this as an excuse to hit on you.
Christine Sullivan : I know that! But he saved my life, Your Honor, he rescued me...
Judge Harry T. Stone : [dramatically] From the jaws of death moments before an agonizing demise!
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Judge Harry T. Stone : [taps Christine on the shoulder] Miss Sullivan...
Christine Sullivan : [jumps] Agh, don't touch me!
Judge Harry T. Stone : [to the crowd] We're trying to get her to switch to decaf.
Christine Sullivan : I'm sorry, Your Honor, I'm a little bit on edge.
Judge Harry T. Stone : No, no, no. Lizzie Borden was a little bit on edge. You are downright freaked.
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Christine Sullivan : In conclusion, Your Honor, I would like to state that even though my client has pleaded guilty... uh... we would like to, uh... request a suspended sentence due to the circumstances... Your Honor! May I request that the prosecutor refrain from ogling me during my closing statements?
Judge Harry T. Stone : Sustained. Does the prosecutor have anything pertinent to add?
[Dan lets out a lascivious growl]
Judge Harry T. Stone : Let the record show the prosecution exhaled wantonly.
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Christine Sullivan : You thought I wasn't old enough to make my own decisions, didn't you? You all thought I needed to be condescended to and chaperoned like a teenage girl, didn't you?
Court Clerk MacIntosh 'Mac' Robinson , Judge Harry T. Stone , Rosalind 'Roz' Russell , Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Yes.