Night Court (TV Series)

Day Court (1990)

I.M. Hobson: Maitre d'

Quotes 

• Maitre d' : You must be a night person. I pity you.

  Dan Fielding : Nice eyebrows. Who was your grandmother? A horned owl?

  Maitre d' : Your snappy retort has stung me to the bone. I must write that down. Nitwit.