Night Court (TV Series)
Bull's Baby (1984)
Paula Kelly: Public Defender Liz Williams
Quotes
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[the next defendant enters, wearing a trench coat]
Guy T. Reynolds : May I remove my coat, Your Honor?
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Sure.
Public Defender Liz Williams : [as he starts to] NO!
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : Miss Williams!
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Your Honor, the charge?
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : [reads] Indecent exposure.
[He looks over the top of the bench, to see Mr. Reynolds's bare legs peeking out from below the trench coat]
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : You almost got me on that one, didn't you, Mr. Reynolds?
Guy T. Reynolds : That charge is ridiculous, Your Honor. I'm not a pervert! I'm a nudist.
[Applause from the gallery]
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[the gang leaves Bull's apartment, but he walks out after them]
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Hey, wait a minute!
Public Defender Liz Williams : Your head, watch out, you-!
[She falls silent as the top of the doorjam turns out to be a doggie door, that swings open to let his head pass under it]
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Listen, I just wanted to thank you all for being concerned about me. I really appreciate it.
Public Defender Liz Williams : Well...
Baliff Nostradamus 'Bull' Shannon : Goodnight.
[He goes back in, the doggie door swinging again]
Judge Harold T. "Harry" Stone : That is pretty clever.
Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding : Let's go get some coffee. I got to tell you about his toilet seat.