- Harry Stone: Hi there, Mr. Hubble. How are you today?
- Mr. Hubble: I hate Central Park in autumn. I hate the U.N. Building. I hate bridges.
- Harry Stone: It says here you're an employee of the City Tourism Bureau.
- Mr. Hubble: I hate New York!
- Dan Fielding: Mr. Hubbell was on his way to a seminar on subway hospitality, when he was mugged outside of city hall.
- Mr. Hubble: They took everything. My wallet, my keys, my cash...
- Billie Young: And after pleading with several passer-bys for bus fare, Mr. Hubbell attempted to panhandle from a group of Japanese tourists. They turned him down.
- Harry Stone: And?
- Dan Fielding: He mugged them. Your Honor, the state wishes to submit evidence. We have affidavits from the victims, some shredded yen, and over seventy action-packed photographs of the incident.
- Mr. Hubble: I hate tourists.
- Harry Stone: Isn't that a little inconsistent with your job, Mr. Hubble?
- Mr. Hubble: I hate my job.
- Harry Stone: Got it.
- Mr. Hubble: I hate you.
- Harry Stone: Well, I saw that coming. That'll be ten days and a five hundred dollar fine.
- [bangs gavel]
- Mr. Hubble: Have a nice day.