- Judge Casement: Who's Fielding?
- Dan Fielding: I am, Your Honor.
- Judge Casement: Get your butt up here and state your grievance.
- [Dan takes the stand]
- Judge Casement: Briefly, very briefly.
- Dan Fielding: [stands and points at Wood] HE DID IT!
- [pause]
- Judge Casement: You may elaborate.
- Judge Casement: Who do you think you are, Pencil Neck?
- Harry Stone: I happen to be a judge.
- Judge Casement: Well, Judge Pencil Neck...