- Sascha Minkoff: You remind me of my seventh husband, the Baron... rest his soul.
- Dan Fielding: Oh? What happened to him?
- Sascha Minkoff: He died the way men dream of dying... making love to me.
- [Dan pretends disinterest, but after a moment, he looks around, then leans over and drops his voice]
- Dan Fielding: What were you doing?
- [She cups a hand to his ear and whispers]
- Dan Fielding: [shocked] My god, that would generate 48 pounds of pressure per square inch!
- Sascha Minkoff: Fifty if I stretch first. So, darling... care to try your luck?
- Dan Fielding: Sascha? That thing you told me about... did you ever try it with any of your other husbands?
- Sascha Minkoff: A few times.
- Dan Fielding: And did any of them... survive?
- Sascha Minkoff: Only John Wayne. But he never walked the same.
- [Dan walks away quickly, then stops, and turns around]
- Dan Fielding: Saddle up.
- Harry Stone: [as Sascha Minkoff exits the elevator] Ms. Minkoff, here's your ring back.
- Sascha Minkoff: Oh, who cares about that stupid rock.
- [walks off smiling]
- Harry Stone: [sees Dan stumbling around on the elevator] Dan?
- Dan Fielding: [dazed] Harry?
- Harry Stone: Are you all right?
- Dan Fielding: I'm fine.
- Dan Fielding: [in a John Wayne persona] Pilgrim. Never better.