NewsRadio (TV Series)

Halloween (1996)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

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• [Dave, dressed as a woman for Halloween, looks better than Lisa] 

  Lisa : How do you think this makes me feel?

  Dave : Well, how do you think it makes *me* feel to realize at 30 that I'm much better-looking as a girl?

• Joe Garrelli : You're missing the whole point of Halloween.

  Lisa : Which is?

  Joe Garrelli : Which is sitting in the corner and making fun of all the dorks wearing costumes.

• Lisa : Alright - this is just like high school. Alright, in high school we all liked sittin' at the cool table in the cafeteria, right?

  [Everyone agrees] 

  Matthew Brock : Wait a minute - wait a minute. Everybody here got to sit at the cool table? What was that like?

  Beth : It was cool.

• Dave : I haven't seen people this excited about a Halloween party since the fourth grade.

  Lisa : Well, an open bar really rekindles the childhood spirit.

• Dave : I might as well. After all, I am the belle of the ball.

  Lisa : More like party slut.

  Dave : Jealous.

• Lisa : Everyone here has worked really hard.

  Jimmy : Matthew's going.

  Lisa : Matthew barely works.

  Jimmy : See? Just when you think I'm going to zig, I zag.