NewsRadio (TV Series)

Halloween (1996)

Dave Foley: Dave Nelson

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Quotes 

• Bill McNeal : Well, maybe you didn't hear... I'm terminal. I'm gonna die and that's that.

  Dave : No, I didn't hear, What's wrong?

  Bill McNeal : Well, I only have... 36 years to live. The psychic said I'm gonna die one week after my 82nd birthday.

  Dave : Oh well, If there's anything I can do to make your remaining 36 years more comfortable.

• Matthew Brock : Last year I won the best costume contest, came in third place.

  Dave : What did you go as?

  Matthew Brock : Motorcycle enthusiast.

  Joe Garrelli : Gay biker.

  Matthew Brock : The label clearly said "motorcycle enthusiast."

• [Dave, dressed as a woman for Halloween, looks better than Lisa] 

  Lisa : How do you think this makes me feel?

  Dave : Well, how do you think it makes *me* feel to realize at 30 that I'm much better-looking as a girl?

• Dave : Did you get everyone you wanted?

  Jimmy : Yeah, except the mime wouldn't shut up. Is there some kind of mime authority I can report him to?

• Mime : [to Dave, in drag]  You know, I saw you sitting here, and...

  Dave : I'm a guy.

  Mime : I'm a mime.

• Dave : I haven't seen people this excited about a Halloween party since the fourth grade.

  Lisa : Well, an open bar really rekindles the childhood spirit.

• Dave : I might as well. After all, I am the belle of the ball.

  Lisa : More like party slut.

  Dave : Jealous.

• Dave : To Lisa: How do you think it makes me feel that at 30 I'm much better looking as a girl?