- Jeanine Leparge: [reveals one of the Russian soldiers who died of old age] They are all the same.
- Colonel Martin: But... but how, why?
- Jeanine Leparge: Total degeneration.
- Purdey: Gambit's speciality.
- Jeanine Leparge: A speeded up process of senility, that is the how of it, Colonel, the why, I am still working on.
- Ambassador Toy: Two K-agents at large.
- John Steed: K-agents?
- Ambassador Toy: K for Kill, in any language.
- Purdey: [Steed has been shot] Straight through the heart.
- Mike Gambit: He taught us everything we know.
- Purdey: [voice breaking] He was good... and honest... and true
- Purdey: [Steed blinks] And he's still alive!
- Mike Gambit: He can't be. How can he be?
- John Steed: Because I'm a gentleman.
- Purdey: I am a girl and I will not let that fact go unnoticed.
- Mike Gambit: She is a girl.
- John Steed: Indisputably.
- Mike Gambit: All right, Purdey, we've taken a vote on it, and you're quite definitely, a girl.
- Colonel Martin: What I am trying to achieve Minster, is for no hell to be let loose, not the smallest whiff of brimstone.
- Kerov: [Having awarded Steed The Siberian Star and Gambit the The Mongolian Medal, Kerov turns to Purdey] And for you: The Little Mothers of the Earth and Tractor Drivers and Heavy Industry Award. For France, for us, for the world, for services rendered.
- Col. Stanislav: Excess is not pleasure. Pleasure is one degree below Excess. You tell me that when I was just a child. Father, dear father.
- [kisses Turkov's hand]