- Wednesday Addams: Mother, father, how did you meet?
- [Grandmama and Gomez both shudder]
- Uncle Fester: Please, Wednesday, there are some things that a delicate child such as yourself are better off not knowing.
- Gomez Addams: Fester's right. Some things can scar a person for life.
- Wednesday Addams: But we've already been exposed to Must See TV, Barney and the Spice Girls.
- Pugsley Addams: Yeah, what could be worse than that?
- Granmama Addams: The children do have a point.