NCIS (TV Series)
Model Behavior (2005)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : It's kinda fun. It reminds me of Bill Nye.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Who?
Abby Sciuto : Bill Nye, the Science Guy. Wacky scientist with a kid's show?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh, it's like Mr. Wizard.
Abby Sciuto : Who?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Never mind.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Accidental overdose, Duck?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I doubt it. She had enough PCP in her system to kill a small water buffalo.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Water buffalo?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I tire of saying "small horse."
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey, Abs, got some good news for you. i just talked to the director and your new assistant starts Monday.
Abby Sciuto : No, Gibbs! No. I can't go through that again. That-
[realizes Gibbs is joking]
Abby Sciuto : That is so not funny!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No?
Abby Sciuto : No.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It was to me, kind of.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : I think I have something, Boss.
[pause]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Are you waiting for me to guess, Elflord?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : McGee, photos. Ziva, interview the rest of the models. DiNozzo...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Boss, I'm pretty familiar with the show. Maybe I should interview them.
Officer Ziva David : That would work for me. I hate models.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That so? McGee, help Ziva. Interview them.
[shoves the camera into Tony's chest]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Any other suggestions DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No, I think I got it.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Good.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [after a reporter has creatively edited Gibbs' words] You want me to help fix this? Then get me that reporter's number?
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : You're going to apologize?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No. Ask her to dinner.
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Hannah Bressling : Fingerprint away, sweetheart. It wasn't me.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We don't need it. They're already in your arrest record.
Officer Ziva David : From the time you beat up your assistant with your cell phone, I believe.
Natalie Vance : Well, it wasn't me.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Nope. We've got yours too.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, remember that time you drove your SUV through the front of the Limelight?
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : How did you track him down?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Got an urgent call from the President.
[McGee looks confused]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : His Am-Ex records were in the fax machine, McGee.
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[last lines]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to Tony, about the black roses] Your flowers are dead.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [arriving at a motel] Millions of dollars, a supermodel girlfriend, and this is where he stays?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [indicates a snazzy BMW] Well, he showed up in style.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I think I would've rather slept in the car.