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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [teasing] You set this up, didn't you?
Officer Ziva David : I would never... Okay, maybe I would, but... I didn't.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : You know maybe you should expand the list, just to include people that just hate you.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hate me? Nobody hates me.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Paula Cassidy.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't go there! People like me. I'm a nice guy!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What about the, ah, woman that posted your picture on the herpes-alert website?
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Officer Ziva David : Oh, oh! What about your ex-girlfriend, *Monica*?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, I always break up with them, when I find out they're married, *Ziva*.
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[Tony is mumbling around a dental cast in his mouth]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Hold still!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [subtitles] Cooon't yooo haaa uuuued my een-al ray-corss?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : This is far faster and more accurate than your x-rays.
[Ducky plucks out the cast]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not known for your bedside manner, are you there, Duck?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : You're just upset that I didn't have peppermint.
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Officer Ziva David : [reading from a heavy reference book] For a Caucasian female, a factor of 2.90 is multiplied by the tibia length...
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [typing] Okay, autopsy report says tibia is 38.34 centimeters.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are you doing?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : We are calculating our Jane Doe's probable height and weight.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why didn't you ask me?
Officer Ziva David : [rolls her eyes] Tony, these are complex equations we're dealing with.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Whatever, she was, what... five-eight? So she's like 125, 126 pounds.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Okay, 111.186 for adipose. Density of musculature?
Officer Ziva David : Add 61.53.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : 172.72 centimeters for height...
Officer Ziva David : Ducky estimates 57.0 kilograms in weight.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Converting to imperial... and we're done.
[They look at the results]
Officer Ziva David : [in disbelief] She's five-foot-eight.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [in disbelief] One-twenty-five-and-a-half pounds.
[They both look at Tony, who shrugs modestly]