NCIS (TV Series)

Forced Entry (2004)

David McCallum: Donald Mallard

Quotes 

• Donald Mallard : [addressing the corpse on his autopsy table]  You know, the Romans considered dying during the act of love to be a great honor, Mr. Grotinski.

  Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah? What would they think about videotaping it?

  Donald Mallard : Well, from some of the murals I've seen in Pompeii, I think they'd rather enjoy it.

  Tony DiNozzo : It's an Italian thing, Ducky. We're passionate people; it runs in our blood.

  Caitlin "Kate" Todd : The only thing running through your blood, Tony, is cholesterol. And possibly chlamydia.