NCIS (TV Series)

Forced Entry (2004)

Sasha Alexander: Caitlin Todd

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• [Tony and McGee are bickering] 

  Caitlin "Kate" Todd : Hey! Hey! My God, I swear the two of you are worse than my brothers, and they're practically psychotic.

• [Jeremy and Michelle emerge from the hospital entrance, speaking about the NCIS agents] 

  Michelle Davison : Two of them were pretty dumb, but their boss wasn't. Did you see the way he was looking at me...?

  [They both freeze when they see Gibbs standing in front of them, staring. Tony and Kate appear on either side of Gibbs, guns drawn] 

  Tony DiNozzo : That seem harsh to you, Kate?

  Caitlin "Kate" Todd : Very!

  [Michelle's hand creeps toward her pocket...] 

  Tony DiNozzo : Go for it, honey!

  Caitlin "Kate" Todd : My first shot's going through your right eye socket, lady!

• [McGee is innocently drinking coffee that Tony gave him without mentioning that it belongs to Gibbs] 

  Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Enjoying that coffee, McGee?

  Timothy McGee : Uh, yeah!

  Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It's not too hot?

  Timothy McGee : [pause]  It's your coffee. I'm, uh... Sorry, Boss. I'll get you another one.

  [to Tony and Kate] 

  Timothy McGee : Thanks.

  Caitlin "Kate" Todd : Yeah, maybe next time you should remember Rule Twenty-Three.

  Tony DiNozzo : Is that the one about not marrying a woman who eats more than you do?

  Marine Sgt. Chris Hegarty : You never mess with a Marine's coffee, if you want to live, Agent DiNozzo.

  Tony DiNozzo : [laughs]  That's right.

  [as McGee leaves] 

  Tony DiNozzo : Dead man walking!

• [last lines] 

  Tony DiNozzo : Yep, it's amazing what you can do with computers these days, Kate.

  Timothy McGee : Sure is, Tony. Hey, I've, uh, got a little somethin' you might be interested in.

  Tony DiNozzo : Who's this supposed to be?

  Timothy McGee : I tracked down your cyber babe for you. Hot Jugs 24.

  [McGee shows picture of big, bald, tattooed dude in undershirt. Kate laughs] 

  Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, she's a real keeper, DiNozzo.

  Caitlin "Kate" Todd : I wonder if he wears a sports bra.

• Caitlin "Kate" Todd : According to our rapist, he was invited over, by Laura Rowens.

  Tony DiNozzo : Oh!

  [slaps his forehead] 

  Tony DiNozzo : What was that little tip I picked up as a cop in Baltimore? Right on the...

  [points to his tongue] 

  Tony DiNozzo : Oh, yeah. Rapists are liars, Kate.

• Caitlin "Kate" Todd : 12 years of Catholic school says that ain't ever going to happen.

  Tony DiNozzo : Do you still have the pleated skirt?

• Donald Mallard : [addressing the corpse on his autopsy table]  You know, the Romans considered dying during the act of love to be a great honor, Mr. Grotinski.

  Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah? What would they think about videotaping it?

  Donald Mallard : Well, from some of the murals I've seen in Pompeii, I think they'd rather enjoy it.

  Tony DiNozzo : It's an Italian thing, Ducky. We're passionate people; it runs in our blood.

  Caitlin "Kate" Todd : The only thing running through your blood, Tony, is cholesterol. And possibly chlamydia.