NCIS (TV Series)
Bikini Wax (2005)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
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Quotes
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Give it five seconds.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Until what?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Until he notices there's a...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Bikini contest!
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Does that say "Sex Wax"?
Abby Sciuto : That it does. It comes in Cool, Warm and Tropical.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : How does it work?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't worry about it, Probie. Pretty sure you still need a girl first.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [seeing their victim in a bathroom stall] That is one hell of a swirly.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : A "swirly"?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You take a kid by the ankles, dunk him in the toilet, then flush. Usually reserved for dorks. Does it look familiar, probie?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I don't think so. Noogies, sure. Wedgies, an occasional melvin. But, uh, no.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : If you two don't start working, I will show you hazing. And the Marine Corps does not do wedgies or noogies or melvins.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Thank you, boss.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I love the beach. Reminds me of college.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I thought you went to Ohio State.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'm talking about spring break, probie.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [speaking of photos of Jordan] In the article, Petty Officer Jordan said they were taken by her boyfriend.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Thought she didn't date.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, she was pregnant, McGee. There's only one way that can happen.
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Abby Sciuto : Do you know how small a molecule is?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I do.
Abby Sciuto : Shut up McGee!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I really like this new Abby.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : We must have lifted hundreds of prints, are you sure you ran all of them?
Abby Sciuto : No McGee
[sarcastically]
Abby Sciuto : half-way through I got tired and said screw it.