NCIS (TV Series)
Bikini Wax (2005)
Sasha Alexander: Caitlin Todd
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Quotes
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Give it five seconds.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Until what?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Until he notices there's a...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Bikini contest!
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Does that say "Sex Wax"?
Abby Sciuto : That it does. It comes in Cool, Warm and Tropical.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : How does it work?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't worry about it, Probie. Pretty sure you still need a girl first.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : She knew she was pregnant. Any idea about the father?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : She used a pay phone to call him, but his cell was turned off. She said she left a message.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [laughing to herself] That's your worst nightmare, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [taunting] So, how's it going with those letters, Kate?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I'm working on it. Thanks, Tony.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How long?
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Two days, three tops.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You've got four.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [surprised] Really?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hours.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [deadpan] Sounds about right.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [as Tony's leaving for vacation] Try not to embarrass yourself, Tony.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Come on, Kate. I'm way too grown up for that.
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[the DNA test proves positive]
Abby Sciuto : Ding-ding-ding-ding! We have a winner! Tony, tell us what he's won!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [pretending to speak into a microphone] Well, Abby, he's won an all-expenses paid island vacation to sunny Leavenworth!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [deadpan] Keep your day job.