The Nanny (TV Series)

You Bette Your Life (1997)

Bette Midler: Bette Midler

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Quotes 

• Fran Fine : [after a lengthy chase around the house]  Stop hitting me with that purse! Now what's wrong with this picture?

  Bette Midler : I give up!

  Fran Fine : We're Jewish, we're running, and there's macaroons over there!

  Bette Midler : Are they fresh?

  Fran Fine , Bette Midler : WHO CARES?

  [they start eating the cookies] 

• Bette Midler : I adore your accent.

  Fran Fine : Oh thanks, I owe it all to Queens.

  Bette Midler : Same with me and my career.

• Niles : [dressed in a sheer gown, acting as a sewing dummy for C.C]  Oh, Miss Midler! I'm one of your biggest fans.

  Bette Midler : [laughing]  That's a shocker!

• Maxwell Sheffield : [Fran's messed up again, putting his production and Bette's charity in trouble]  I just hope Bette Midler's charity is smart enough to cash that check fast.

  Fran Fine : Well, look. He's not going to take it out on the whole show business community just because I made one itty bitty mistake.

  Bette Midler : [behind Fran with an icy look and very menacingly]  Don't bet the kibbutz, bube!

• Bette Midler : [about the New York Restoration project]  You know, we're not here just to clean up the parks. We're going to get all the trash out of this city. I did my part. I moved to L.A.