- Niles: What is the one thing that separates me from all the successful people in this world?
- Fran Sheffield: Success?!
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [sternly] What do I have to do to get some milk for my coffee?
- Niles: Hover over a bucket.
- Val Toriello: Would you care for a doughnut, Yetta?
- Yetta Rosenberg: [looking at the platter of doughnuts] None of these have bones in 'em, do they?
- Val Toriello: No!
- Val Toriello: [rethinking her answer] The bear claws might.
- Fran Sheffield: [after finding out Niles loves C.C. and then watches their usual banter] Who ARE you?