- Maxwell Sheffield: Miss Fine, how do you propose to pay for your trip to Alaska when you told me to lock all your credit cards up in the safe?
- Fran Fine: I'm sorry, I tuned out after you said 'propose'?
- Niles: So, sir, how could I break this to you... Miss Fine has taken a job on a soap opera and she's not coming home.
- Maxwell Sheffield: What? A speaking part?
- [line repeated in the episode by various characters]