- Maxwell Sheffield: [about an actress' false beauty mark] Can you imagine what would happen if word got out it were fake?
- Fran Fine: [believing Maxwell doesn't trust her to keep her mouth shut] Well, excuse me, but are you implying that I cannot keep this thing a secret?
- Maxwell Sheffield: [visibly annoyed] Oh come on Miss Fine, the only secret safe with you is your age! Barry Scheck and a whole drum of Sodium Pentothal couldn't drag that out!
- Fran Fine: [insulted] Look, I find it very hurtful that you think that I have nothing better to do than to pass idle gossip.