- Fran Fine: Mr Sheffield, look on the bright side. It could be me that's missing.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Oh, don't try to cheer me up!
- Maxwell Sheffield: I told you to take the bloody town car, but no, you had to walk! That document lasted three hundred and fifty years BEFORE IT MET YOU!
- Fran Fine: You know B, I love how you look in those glasses.
- Brighton Sheffield: I'm really digging these glasses. I'm seeing some fine things that I've missed out on over the years.
- [looking at Fran]
- Brighton Sheffield: How old *are* you?
- Fran Fine: Take those off, you look like Urkel!
- Fran Fine: Look, maybe it'll be a bust and nobody will show.
- C.C. Babcock: [barging in excitedly] Maxwell, look! It's a sellout! You won't believe the guest list. The Princess of Wales is coming!
- Fran Fine: Diana? I love her! Oh, can I go?
- Maxwell Sheffield: Yes, Ms Fine. You can go and explain to everybody why you're toothless!