Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Sword and the Dragon (1994)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Quotes
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Mike Nelson : This is the best tasting sword ever!
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Mike Nelson : Uh, hold on, I'm havin' a montage.
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Mike Nelson : And now ladies and gentleman, the Swedish Moses of soul.
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Mike Nelson : [as Ilia's father] Why are you older than me, son?
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Mike Nelson : Wacky sight gags of ancient Finlandia!
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Mike Nelson : If you hold a Fin by the beard, it immobilizes him.