Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
The Sword and the Dragon (1994)
Bridget Jones: Neighbor from Deep 12
Quotes
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TV's Frank : Clay, have you seen my X-Men #354?
Dr. Forrester : Frank, you're breaking my concentration. I wanna get all my back issues of Starlog organized in time to tape tonight's episode of TekWars.
TV's Frank : Oh, TekWars is on. That's right
[door bell rings]
Dr. Forrester : I wonder who that can be?
TV's Frank : that's right, I forgot all about TekWars. We'll have to see... Tonight's episode's supposed to...
Bridget : Hi! I'm Bridget and this is my friend Mary Jo. We just moved in upstairs to Deep 12. We're neighbors!
TV's Frank : Ahhh! Clay, there are girls here! Actual girls!
Dr. Forrester : [looking through comics panicking] Uh, ah, uh, don't panic! Um, there must be some instructions on what to do. Somewhere...
Bridget : Well, we've introduced ourselves, who are you?
TV's Frank : I have lots of comic books. I keep them in plastic bags.
Bridget : Oh, yeah, I, heh, heh...
Mary Jo : We haven't seen the laundry room. Do you know where it is?
Dr. Forrester : [trying, and failing, to remain calm] Are we on a date? 'Cause it's okay if we're on a date. Uh, Frank and I have been on, uh, with Frank, yeah, uh...
TV's Frank : Babylon 5 was on last night.
Bridget : Um, yeah. I'm sure...
Dr. Forrester : [to camera] Mike, you've got to help us. We're on a date down here. Could you, uh, provide us with some kind of entertainment?