- Mike Nelson: [Richard picks up the can of Old Milwaukee, confused... of course] The little bushman did not understand the significance of the can.
- Crow T. Robot: [as the clones happily, albeit sluggishly begin biking] Let's go film tampon commercials everybody!
- Buffed Clone: OK! 100... 99...
- [laughs orgasmically]
- Buffed Clone: ... 98...
- Tom Servo: Yuck It's turning him on!
- Mike Nelson: [Richard the clone wanders the field easily lost in thought] Yeah! I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna start a band called Air Supply
- [a man in a Speedo gets out of the pool]
- Mike Nelson: No, no. Stay...
- [Man walks towards the camera]
- Crow T. Robot: Ugh!
- Mike Nelson: *This* is the horror!
- Tom Servo: Stop it! What have we ever done to you?
- Senator Knight: You've seen the tape?
- Richard Knight: Yeah, and it's scary!
- Crow T. Robot: Adam Sandler's in it!
- Crow T. Robot: [imitating Peter Graves] Tonight on "Biography," Paulette Breen, who turned down perfectly innocent sexual advances from Peter Graves on the set of the movie "Clonus," who will never work in this town again.