My Wife and Kids (TV Series)
Thru Thick and Thin (2001)
Tisha Campbell: Janet 'Jay' Kyle
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Quotes
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Michael Kyle : [in a dream where Michael is morbidly obese] Don't tell Kady this, but I got hungry and ate her goldfish on the way down.
Janet 'Jay' Kyle : Oh no, Michael, not again!
Michael Kyle : Uh huh, I get hungry.
Janet 'Jay' Kyle : Maybe next time just get her a puppy.
Michael Kyle : Hmmmm, a puppy!
Janet 'Jay' Kyle : Stop!
Michael Kyle : Maybe a little barbecue sauce...
Janet 'Jay' Kyle : Will you just stop?
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Janet 'Jay' Kyle : [in a dream where Michael and the kids are morbidly obese] Where's Kady?
Kady Kyle : [rolling on the floor] Feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me, feed me.
Janet 'Jay' Kyle : Oh my God! My baby!
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Michael Kyle : Remember when I lost my hair, you had all the jokes? I was Sherman Hemsley, I was Mr. Clean, I was Kojack, remember this?
[sticks his head under her armpit]
Michael Kyle : You said I was your roll on deodorant.
Janet 'Jay' Kyle : It's funnier when it's you instead of me, Michael,
Michael Kyle : Well we need to laugh at you, Jay, because we can either laugh at this or you need to do something about it.
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Michael Kyle : So how's your mother?
Janet 'Jay' Kyle : Oh please, you know how she is, she had me cooking for her all the time. Her answer to everything has always been food.
Michael Kyle : You must've had a million questions.
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Michael Kyle : What if I gained 50 pounds? Would you still love me the same?
Janet 'Jay' Kyle : Yes.
Michael Kyle : As small as my head is, I'll look like Beetlejuice.
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Michael Kyle : [trying not to mention Jay's weight gain] How was your flight?
Janet 'Jay' Kyle : [laughs] Baby, the guy next to me fell asleep, left me his lasagna. I tore that sucker up!
Michael Kyle : Did *everyone* on the plane fall asleep?