- [Michael has a black eye]
- Michael Kyle: This isn't funny Jay, what am i supposed to tell them at work?
- Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Tell 'em the truth, tell them your son *knocked* you out!
- Michael Kyle: I'd rather say you did it
- Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle: Oh, that's even better, see i had to lay down the law, he didn't respect his woman, when i say i want my diamonds, i want my diamonds now!
- Michael Kyle Jr.: For once, I'm not the dumbest guy in the room.
- Tony Jeffers: Yes, You are!
- Michael Kyle Jr.: You just proved me right; It's "Yes, You is!"
- Michael Kyle: I think you should quit while you're behind, son.
- Michael Kyle Jr.: I'll Just do that!
- Claire Kyle: Why don't you get your own boyfriend, and lay off mine?
- Michael Kyle, Jr.: Maybe I will!