My Wife and Kids (TV Series)
Papa Said Knock You Out (2002)
Damon Wayans: Michael Kyle
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Quotes
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[Michael has a black eye]
Michael Kyle : This isn't funny Jay, what am i supposed to tell them at work?
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle : Tell 'em the truth, tell them your son *knocked* you out!
Michael Kyle : I'd rather say you did it
Janet 'Jay' Marie Kyle : Oh, that's even better, see i had to lay down the law, he didn't respect his woman, when i say i want my diamonds, i want my diamonds now!
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Michael Kyle Jr. : For once, I'm not the dumbest guy in the room.
Tony Jeffers : Yes, You are!
Michael Kyle Jr. : You just proved me right; It's "Yes, You is!"
Michael Kyle : I think you should quit while you're behind, son.
Michael Kyle Jr. : I'll Just do that!
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Michael Kyle : [about Tony] What is it with this kid? he's like a religious Eddie Haskell.