My Family (TV Series)

Much Ado About Ben (2000)

Martina Laird: Doctor Kelly

Quotes 

• Doctor Kelly : Well, Mr Harper, you'll be happy to know that it certainly wasn't a heart attack.

  Susan : Oh, thank God!

  Ben Harper : I never thought it was.

  Susan : Then why were you weeping and saying how much you loved the children?

  Ben Harper : Because you drove through three red lights!

• Doctor Kelly : How long have you been on Viagra?

  Ben Harper : No! I can assure you it was a one-off!

  Susan : Not even!

  [laughs] 

  Doctor Kelly : I sincerely doubt that your problem was caused by the Viagra. It's more likely due to the food you eat and a high level of stress.

  Ben Harper : Yes, in our house the food we eat *is* the source of stress!