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Quotes
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Abi Harper : [Coming home drunk] I feel like I've spent all night on a bathroom floor and my head wedged behind a toilet.
Ben Harper : Where have you been?
Abi Harper : I've just told you!
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Abi Harper : Hi.
Ben Harper : Oh, lovely. Wedged your head behind a toilet again?
Abi Harper : No. Nick made me stand in for him at the Cherry Vanilla.
Ben Harper : Oh, I bet that was a hot ticket!
Nick : So how did we do?
Abi Harper : Well, let's see! I went on at 9 - it's now 9.30? They said I'll never make it as a female impersonator - I'm not convincing enough.
Nick : I knew it. Never send a woman to do a man impersonating a woman's job.
